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Post by TChao on May 15, 2011 16:30:08 GMT -5
TChao: "You fool we've been captured..."
There are inhibiters in place all magic is impossible, except personality changes. We are in green hospital gowns and share a room. It haz but one toilet.
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Post by juel on May 15, 2011 19:23:59 GMT -5
I go use the toilet..."ah...much better...soooo...uh...what should we..." (paranoia kicks in) "is someone there?" for some reason my speed is still extremely high. I begin running through the room, literally bouncing off the walls.
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Post by TChao on May 15, 2011 21:38:52 GMT -5
"You idiot his room is only 5 square yards! And there is no barrier between the toilet and beds. testing should begin soon. After words be prepared for a painful bioenhancement. Don't worry it's worth it. I won't be in the lab with you, I've got a meeting some official guys about operating without a permit andkidnapping the president...again."
Footsteps sound from out of the corridor
"here comes Cecil, don't worry he's a nice guy."
Door opens
Cecil: "back again I see. And with a new test subject." TChao: "this is Juel, he is also a king." Cecil: "just our luck, your freind doesn't hold a grudge, or we may have some problems." TChao: "whatever happens, happens." Cecil: "that's the TChao I know. Now, let's start the testing."
Plot advance
Cecil: "So here is the orientation room, good luck."
Whir of electronics Television on Man: "hello welcome to the testing grounds. I am your guide for today's test, you may call M3 Dave." TChao: "good morning Dave. Hehe." Dave: "the two of you will be tested today on your specific skills. TChao, you will be able to use only your void and personallity change. Juel, is it? You will be allowed to make a weapon of your choice (from your limited selection) into a never item. Each of you may choose one weapon. You may write down weapon preferences, for any weapon we do not carry, after the test is over. Your magic can only be used to complete the test. It will be impossible for you to use your magic for any other purpose. Remember your stay here is not as miserable as you think, we are doing this to further science. Step into the next room to begin testing. Good luck."
Weapons appear
Glaive Twin swords Rapier Claymor Katana Beam ring
TChao: "the beam ring is mine, I actually invented it. Pick your weapon."
(pick your weapon, and add dialogue, but wait before you begin the test)
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Post by juel on May 16, 2011 17:40:54 GMT -5
I stare at the claymore, think for a moment. Then hold out my hand. The Never Claymore is generated. I also think for a moment. "So wait, can I use magic or not. And can I generate Point Cero? Either way, I'm ready"
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Post by TChao on May 16, 2011 18:03:06 GMT -5
Dave: " no you can not. You have absolutely no magic. TChao haz only void, and can't go dark."
TChao: "let's go, but I warn you this may seem a lot like portal."
First room: a long hall lots of balls firing in three directions, bouncing off the Walls. touching one even slightly will result in your emediate undoing.
TChao: "awe, they gave us the level one test. I know each room by heart. I met Alice on this test." Dave: "no dawdling TChao." TChao: "right. Do you want M3 to place a void to the end or will you fight your way through?" Dave: "TChao, you know thats not possible. You can only place level one voids on White surfaces two at a time. As you said, like portal, but with zombies." TChao: yeah, yeah. Juel, I'll need the aid of your swordsmanship and brute strength to holdback the balls while I run for the switch."
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Post by juel on May 17, 2011 16:56:35 GMT -5
I walk over to each ball of fire and use Never on them.
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Post by TChao on May 17, 2011 18:41:42 GMT -5
You cant do that, so I'm assuming your weapon did that.
TChao: look out! Here cone more from behind! They are very fast and fire from all angles, you need to aim one at the door. Actually I do. Watch my back as I place the voids." Whirr...CRASH! "got it! Next room!"
Treadmill. Bottomless pit enemies on the treadmill. These enemies are the unborn, the result of never magic gone wrong. Never haz no effect.
"door's unlocked, but we gotta make it through them. If they touch you, your body will start to rot from the point of contact. Let's go!" TChao shoots an energy burst with his ring to thin the crowd and runs in cutting down any in his path. More enemies take there place emediately.
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Post by juel on May 17, 2011 20:51:38 GMT -5
Cock an eyebrow. "Okay." High-Speed movement. There is a series of slashes as many of the unborn are cut down.
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Post by TChao on May 17, 2011 21:13:35 GMT -5
No magic, even that magic that enhances your own performance.
TChao: "door! Go!"
Open, close
TChao: "phew, we made It. This room is all about ballance and stuff. Its the only rec room in the facility open to subjects. There is a fridge over there, it haz water, and crackers. And, drumroll... A private bathroom, no cameras. Not even Dave can see you. Right?"
Dave: "correct."
Well. Take a break, or continue.
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Post by juel on May 18, 2011 14:59:38 GMT -5
Take a break. Use the restroom. drink some water and eat some crackers. Get bored...hold out my hand, the Never Twin Daggers are created. Look at you and hold them out, "want them?" (btw: sry, I typed that just b4 I went to go to sleep, as I was drifting off, I realized that that counted as magic, but I was too tired to go change it. )
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Post by TChao on May 18, 2011 18:17:42 GMT -5
Dave: "no! Not for you, mine" Robot arm takes them.
TChao: "let's go."
Next two rooms involve dodging fire. We go through the first one., but I can't use void in the second.
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Post by juel on May 18, 2011 20:50:36 GMT -5
"Dave, don't make M3 angry, give those back so I can take the Never out of them. I'm cooperating right now, but if you start taking Never Items that don't belong to you, you'll be in trouble." I say this as I walk calmly through the fire. (This isn't magic, Axell has used fire and Nova on M3 so much that my body has literally become immune except to Nova above rank bronze). I reach the end of the room.
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Post by TChao on May 18, 2011 21:47:31 GMT -5
Dave: "I'm sorry Juel, but only one item per person. I don't even know how you got these, but don't worry we can take out the never."
My never cloak (cancel out) + mystic pendant (remove) + mana sapping tentacles (absorb)
Dave: "this next test involves deadly zombies, and how test subjects react in a room full of deadly zombies. All magic is dissabled." Your never claymore can nolonger use never, temporarily.
TChao: "ooh, zombies. Some of my best friends are zombies, but under the Chaosian Zombie agreement they are fair game as long as they've signed a release and you have a licence. They did sign the release, right." Dave: "of coarse. Zombies are neutral creatures, and are moderately intelligent. To kill one without doing so would be against one of Chaosia's few laws."
TChao: "you do have a license right? If not Dave will take care of it. Oh, Dave is a computer."
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Post by juel on May 19, 2011 15:14:46 GMT -5
"Dave, you did not read the rules. Or maybe I forgot to mention it, I thought I did. Oh well, you cannot take the Never out of Never items, only Oberon and I can do that. That's why I told you to let M3 have them back. So any of your attempts to remove the Never from the weapon, it will not work. You also don't seem to catch that Never items are just generated, not forged, which is how I just suddenly have them. I hold out my hand, create it with my mind and use the only piece of actual Never magic that I can do. And I was going to give them back to you once the Never was out."
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Post by TChao on May 19, 2011 20:55:11 GMT -5
Dave: "can't argue with that logic. Here you go, hu-man..."
Over there, TChao: "oh hey I'm TChao. I would give you sone brains, but I can't us mah void. Sry, but I'll have to kill you." Zombies: "...ok" Beam swords! Psswew! Squelch! Thud. TChao: "ok, people are dead."
Dave: "as per usual TChao your refferences is at top notch." TChao: "thank you."
Boss battle time!
Huge ass mutant bird thing
TChao: "ah! Bird! Bird! Kill it! It's evil." Dave: "oh ha ha. That was a little over the top. This part is more like half life or Merritt than portal."
TChao: "so, it's still valve. Y'know the zombies."
Dave:"..."
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