TChao and Juel: the facility

[TChao]

Alex: "well your weapons are a part of you, your never abilities can dematerialise any weapon, transferring it's essence into you for later use. Further more your body is neither on your side or drake's. It has no goals, no emotions. It only cares for it's own growth and survival. It will override you decisions if it thinks they are not worth seeing through. It is however very beneficial, for it will defend you at the even worst of times. That does not mean it will initiate battle against your will. It will avoid unnecessary conflict. You and your body may need some getting used to, for even I do not know it's full potential. That being said, I'm offering you a chance to use your abilities to the max. You will be trapped in a dimensional limbo. Time would be meaningless. It would be as though you are dead. The difficulty increases based on your performance, keeping it ever challenging. You will need no sleep. You will need no food. However, if you fail in battle...well it's not recommended. The trial lasts five days, however you would be back in five seconds. If you accept and win you get more privileges. Like staying in the competition's dorm rooms. Do you accept my offer?"

[juel]

I process the information. I lean back.

"Obviously you do not grasp the full concept of Never, but I wouldn't expect you to grasp its true nature. Anyway, I guess I should go ahead with your trials for two reasons. reason 1: im sick of all the restrictions, reason 2: I need to get used to this auto-survival thing, not to mention I want to see how it will affect the lightning lord contract

[TChao]

Mr Burns: "excellent."

Dr. Alexander looks at Burns with a bemused expression.

Alex: "who is he and how did he get here!?"

Cecil (who walked in the room just after you agreed): "that's a hologram from Dave... He wanted some input."

Alex: "oh alright... Cecil could you assist M3 in sending Juel into the abysmal plain?"

Cecil: "of coarse doctor."

As you walk down the hall you get this weird vibe from some your right.

You dare a glance, and see something like this



The boy looks oddly familiar, but you don't have time to look closer, for you have reached your destination.

Alex: "through this door is the Abysmal Plain. Once you enter, the doors will stay sealed for five days. You meet perils which only exist in your nightmares. Well Have fun, see you in five seconds."

Cecil opens the door and you are sucked in.

An uninteresting landscape full of seemingly nothing

(you have one post to prepare yourself before the the first wave of enemies)

[juel]

I crack my knuckles and finally choose to ignore any limitations. I ignite my hands with fire and crouch in a battle ready stance.

[TChao]

Voice1: "Test your might... Test your might... Test your might... Test your might..."

Voice2: "MORTAL COMBAT!!!"

Random enemies appear. All shapes and sizes. Including: Goro, johnney Cage, Kano, Liu Kang, Raiden, Scorpion, Shang Tsung, Sonya Blade, and Sub Zero.

Voice1: "fight!"

[juel]

I quickly spring into action. In the blink of an eye, I ram my palm up into Johnny Cage's nose. I then proceed to do awesome martial arts moves at lightning speeds to all enemies.

[TChao]

Radian (god of lightning) summons an army of wattlings.

Subzero and Scorpion play a round of Brawl

[juel]

random...I abosrb the lightning from the wattlings and raidon, then I release it back into the air, completely electrocuting everything except M3.

[TChao]

Voice3: "FATALITY!"

Raiden struggles toward you, never backing down.

Voice3: "Finish him!"

[juel]

? Why am I hearing random voices? Oh well. Instead of killing Raiden I simply zip over and promptly knock him out with a quick karate chop to the back of the neck.

[TChao]

Voice1: "round 2. ready... Fight!"

All enemies revived and pissed off.

Also subzero and scorpion are done playing Brawl and are ready to kick some ass

[juel]

sigh...I kill them all before they can move. "Can we move on now?"

[TChao]

You have to fight everyone from the ultimate of ultimate destiny.

[juel]

I know none of them, therefore I do not hold back. They are all piles of ashes in under a half-second. "Lame. Can we get a giant monster in here or something?"

[TChao]

First rule of thumb:

You do not kill Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris kills you!

This is the ultimate showdown:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA&feature=youtube_gdata_player