chaosia

[juel]

Paranoia ends. "Ow my head" look up..."OH ****!" Use Point Cero v.3 I move so quickly that I am out of the blast radius in under a second. I point up and a large bolt of High Voltage comes across and short-circuits your entire fleet while they are still in the air. They all crash and die. I smile evilly and then trip on a bug. OW!!!! I get up only to trip on another bug. I get paranoid, thinking the bugs are out to get M3. I burn them all. I notice everyone's irritated looks and realize what I just did. I run over to the wreckage of the fleet and pull out the Never Sword. I use the Never Sword on it. The ships short circuited, but when they crashed, the ships were Never damaged and the crew were Never harmed. I then run over and say I'm sorry to the bug carcasses. I then walk back over to the group, hanging my head 4 the punishment.

[TChao]

Shun...

In other news over 1,000,000,000 bugs died today.

TChao: "Holy schitt, that's over 9000!"
Dark TChao "Thank you commander asshole."
TChao: "doitashimaste."
Dark: "hahaha anata wa nihongo wo Hanashimasu."
TChao: "hai, amerikajin wa nihongo wo wakarimasen. Baka!"
Dark: "soo desu."

• • •

Jesica: "TChao, they don't speak Japanese."
Dark and TChao: "so?"
jesica: "meh."

Also Krystal Fox is one of my pilots.
I also have the flock... They just have canons.

That's it. TChao voids you into an inescapable room with Weatly, from portal 2 (literally the dumbest moron to ever exist.)

Axel, you get the new imperion armor I just finished. It's based off the armor in a friend of mine's book.
It's a leather suit +26 charisma (a lot) with metal shoulder pads, gauntlets, and boots +3 strength and +5 intimidation

You can have the imperion gear to use in chaosia (you'll have to wait for M3 to put on mecha core) for a sandwich.

Owned Ill post a pic in pics, as soon as I get around to it.

[juel]

Before Weatly can bug M3, I kill him with my bare hands. I look around.

"Inescapable, yeah right." I try to tear into the Never Dimension, but it isn't working. I try opening a void....nothin'...

I get angry. High Voltage starts sparking around M3...


There is a large explosion reported from the inescapable room on the news. As it turns out, a hole blown through the wall makes it escapable.

[TChao]

Exacatacally. So imma out of here

TChao disappears without a trace

[juel]

In a burst of high voltage, Lightning Lord Juel blasts into view, grinning maniacally. The extreme anger born from the containment triggered the transformation.

[TChao]

Hello welcome to TChao's secret lair/relaxation center. I'm a clone TChao put in charge while he was out. You will find that all of our "visitors" (they never return home) are always kept happy. And if fighting hordes of zombies makes you happy, then we'll take care of it."

Ding

Clone: "ah. This is your personal Blob. You may name him, but he cannot leave the facillity without dying. It keeps him alive. The blobs are what keep this place running. Lord TChao seldom comes around here ever since a few years ago, when this entire facility was transported to Alterra by the Dark Wizzard (he pretty much has seniority over the others). I hope you find your "visit" quite enjoyable."

Only a few people have ever left the facility. That group includes the flock. This is not because you are trapped, it's a question of why would I want to leave.

[axell]

Okay, i go to the "relaxation" center, rescue L.L. Juel, and void out. Next, I charge up and fire a supernova at the center. It slowly melts to the ground. I try to calm juel down by giving him a rubberium alloy teddy bear. (bascically rubberium alloy is made up of rubber, chaosian alloy, and dragotian alloy.) I give tchao a sammich and put on the imperion armor. Mmmmm, comfy. Is it okay if i modify it to my tastes tchao?

[juel]

I grin and tear off the teddy bear's head. I'm suddenly behind Axell. I begin pulverizing him faster than the speed of sound, without even breaking a sweat. I'm unnaturally happy during all of this.

[TChao]

Sure, whatever, just name it mod. Imp. armour.
That melting is an illusion to make you think you destroyed it. Juel could have walked out the front door. And the only person imprisoned in my lair, is M3. It's what keeps M3 here. It's also what keeps the planet alive... But that is one of those "I know I'm inside a comic book" situations. (it is my brain, yes if you look outside of the written story, and into the real world [that would be a very expansive base{it all started as imaginary friends, who new they were imaginary. This stopped when jack and Jillian showed up}]).

I'm still not there so shooting that won't find M3. I'm in the one place that juel knows about, (as of today) but has never been!

[juel]

I finish destroying Axell and calm back down into normal Juel. I think for a moment and then ask for counsel with the wizzards to find TChao

[TChao]

That's not thare job.

I'm back anyway. I'm in the facility (the one that experiments on children, including M3) fighting zombies.
Somehow they captured M3 again, but I don't mind. I'll just come out stronger.

[TChao]

I'll post the map for it this summer.

[juel]

OOOOHH OK, well you said only I knew where it was and I couldn't think of where it was...I create Point Cero v.3 and zip into the facility faster than the speed of light, grab TChao, zip out. Guess what TChao? YOU'RE FREE!!!

[TChao]

Darn, I was still testing. Oh well.

Spoiler*
The facillity, is only an outpost for an organization based in dormerus. It's still not ready yet sorry.

[juel]

hmmmm... well I could just zip you back if you want...