chaosia

[TChao]

Just wanted to let you all know

[juel]

confusion...
I put away my weapons and take out two turkey subs. I offer one to TChao and sink my teeth into the other. At the same time, Arcane flies over and begins gnawing on his juel-bone.

[TChao]

Yum, *eat*

*transform* chef TChao makes a pie. What flavour? Pie flavour!

[juel]

I nom nom nom the pie. I hand you a twenty dollar bill in exchange. I give a ham and swiss sub to whoever wants one.

[inazukami]

I pop out of the sand grabing the subs and wile going back under I say "i will find Elvis".

[juel]

I spit the entire Parthenon out of my mouth. (Ask M3 later if you son't understand how I did that)I go inside.

[inazukami]

Inside you find a big labyrinth under the sand and a wolf that smells like cabbages running around but before you can do eny thing it is out of site.

[TChao]

The next poster has been issued one free cabbage launcher

[inazukami]

I pop up grab it and go back under.

[juel]

I spit the floor of the Parthenon on top of the sand.

[inazukami]

I get some sand up my nose so I sneeze .

[juel]

the sneeze jerks your head back. your head breaks through the floor. I walk over and grab you by the head and pull you out of the ground. I take the Never Gun (pistol mode) and fire eight shots into your stomach in rapid succession.

[TChao]

"Damn you are violent. Y'lnow this isn't brawl. The point of this game isn't to fight. It's to live life in a world of endless opportunity." -TChao

Alice: "TChao this isn't a game, stop being stupid"

Jesica: "oh, he never told you that you live in a ficti-"

TChao (rage plus 2) "that's enough!"

Jesica: "fine"

Alice: "TChao, what is she talking about?"

TChao: "Oh nothing, just blasphemy and madness."

Jessica: "madness? This is Chaosia!" *kick*

TChao flys into juels back

[juel]

OW. I turn, grab and throw TChao off my back at Jessica. A random doctor walks in and shows a scan of my brain. It shows that for some reason, I process everything as a challenge. I think he's threatening M3 so I shoot him. I feel like everyone is watching M3. I get paranoid.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I generate Point Cero v.3 and blast out of the Parthenon so fast, that the resulting sonic-boom destroys it while everyone else is still inside.

[TChao]

なに⁈

Game over

Continue?
3

Yes

You must die!

My entire fleet fires it's lasers at juel.
Axel is safe