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Post by juel on Jun 1, 2011 10:08:24 GMT -5
I'm not in a good mood right now. So I simply walk over to her and put my hand on her shoulder.
M3: "Sure I accept."
I then shatter her shoulder into millions of microscopic pieces
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Post by TChao on Jun 1, 2011 10:31:25 GMT -5
She smiles for a moment as a huge ass sword appears under your chin
Dr Alex: "it would seem that..." As her shoulder reforms Dr Alex: "you have found more of our modifications..."
You didn't think they cut open your chest just to install an alternate personality did you?
Dr Alex: "bring us to the island, I want to see him crushed in person!"
On your way to the island you ride a tram on a bridge.
As you approach you see several people around your age
Including TChao...
(skip to the registration hall)
TChao: "that's a nice tear in your shirt you got there... You must mind your temper. I automatically have a higher rank than you... In fact I already have my freedom. When you were captured they let M3 go, but its not too bad here. Seeing as I have a friend who competes."
(not everyone who competes is a prisoner, thus the registration hall)
Announcement: "contestants, move to your respective arenas"
Choose:
Cave Mech Hike
Oh and if you choose the last two, stay off the back of the island, there is a museum. Dont destroy it or I'll have your head.
(new dormerus has lots of Japanese culture. So everything in the museum is swedish... I mean Japanese)
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Post by juel on Jun 1, 2011 10:35:30 GMT -5
Indifference...ugh...eenie-meenie-minee-moe...cave it is...
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Post by TChao on Jun 1, 2011 11:13:18 GMT -5
Schitt... Dave
Yes, he is back and extremely mad that you killed him (portal 2)
Now prepare for more aggregating tests invlolving physics and portals... You are given a void glove 0.5 Void rules apply to you that applied to M3 earlier, only you have no weapons or magic at all!
Oh and he will torment you now that your in this world... His World (sonic refference)
Dave: "hello and again welcome to my testing facility. Your first test involves lava, and how you avoid melting in it without your magic... Oh and to make the test more accurate, I'll add demon bats that have undo magic. Testing begins, now!"
You fall through the floor onto a platform of lava... There are bats everywhere, contact with any bats will undo you. You must skip carelessly across small pedestools of boiling lava to reach a surface to place a void, then place another elseware to reach the entrance. Warning once your first void is activated the lava will rise very rapidly, so hurry, but stay clear of bats
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Post by juel on Jun 1, 2011 11:20:42 GMT -5
I stand still and let the bats circle M3. As they try to attack M3, I duck and they hit each other, undoing each other. I then carelessly skip across the small pedestals and place a void and then put a void at the entrance and step through, then I close the void.
M3: "Hey keep in mind, that wasn't M3 who killed you, it was Drake, who technically was your fault."
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Post by TChao on Jun 1, 2011 11:27:44 GMT -5
Dave's hard drive is corrupted...
Dave: "I do not create, my only purpose is to gather results... FOR SCIENCE!!!"
Next test:
Huge ass Pitt, the door is in front of you, but is to far to jump. Even with your abilities.
The bottom of the pit can have voids placed, but nowhere else...
(if you played portal, this should be easy)
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Post by juel on Jun 1, 2011 11:40:53 GMT -5
Who needs jumping? You didn't say that my magic was limited right now, so I simply shoot flames out of my hands and use the propulsion to cross the pit. I go to the bottom of the pit. I open some voids and eventually cross the chasm.
If you say that my magic is limited/gone then here's a different response.
"I haven't played effing portal 2 so quit referencing it so much!"
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Post by TChao on Jun 1, 2011 11:59:56 GMT -5
Ok check back several posts You cannot use magic in the facility! And Dave said: "you can not use magic or weapons at all"
Also I was talking about the first one
Hint: physics: porta- i mean voids preserve momentum, there for when you enter a void at a high speed, that momentum is preserved when you exit!
Long fall= high momentum
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Post by juel on Jun 1, 2011 12:10:14 GMT -5
Ugh...fine...I put a void on the floor and a void on the wall behind M3. I jump from up high and fall through the void which sends M3 flying across the pit to the other side.
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Post by TChao on Jun 1, 2011 12:12:03 GMT -5
Perfect
Dave: "that was almost acceptable, but you took far too long. We will perform this test again. With sharks..."
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Post by juel on Jun 1, 2011 12:14:43 GMT -5
Fine...I do it again...faster this time, I jump through the void with a couple of sharks following M3 through the void.
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Post by TChao on Jun 1, 2011 12:48:14 GMT -5
Dave: "congradulations, now hurry before your ice-cream starts melting!"
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Post by juel on Jun 1, 2011 14:24:26 GMT -5
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Post by juel on Jun 1, 2011 18:35:42 GMT -5
You know what? I'm sick of this. I walk back out of the cave and leave. If anyone tries to stop M3, I kill them.
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Post by TChao on Jun 1, 2011 19:54:04 GMT -5
Dave: "come back we have... Nothing for you in fact, I hate... Now leave!"
You leave the cave to see a wondrous site...
Several teens fighting on a mountain, some for money, some for freedom, and some just for the hell of it.
You see M3 and a girl talking... Behind some brush
Your attention is quickly drawn away upwards a (japanese [they are so much more awesome]) 24 hr convenient store (it's about midnight)
It's got water, soda, junk food, pork buns, and anything you'd find at a Japanese 7/11
Did I mention a public restroom
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